The Zombie Tarot: An Oracle of the Undead with Deck and Instructions

The Zombie Tarot: An Oracle of the Undead with Deck and Instructions Product Description Product Description Insight and ammunition for surviving the undead uprising, with 78-card tarot deck and instructions. In the event of a zombie attack: Get to a secure location, open this box, and consult The Zombie Tarot. This fully functional 78-card tarot deck offers valuable advice on life, love, family, friendship, automatic firearms, premature burials, cannibalistic children, and more. In this zombified parallel universe, wands become limbs, pentacles are biohazard symbols, and the Major Arcana is full of shambling corpses. Along with the deck, readers will receive instructions in a 96-page full-color book for how to interpret all 78 cards, and helpful tips on giving a reading. This crazy, campy interpretation of a classic infuses the celebrated “Rider Deck” with the horrors of Night of the Living Dead. The secrets of The Zombie Tarot await you! Review “A deck of delightfully funny, stylish and weird tarot cards made to amuse your friends and guide your future.”— The Escapist “For the woman with everything, including a sick sense of humor.”—Metro “ The Zombie Tarot is gorgeous fun for the strong-stomached aspiring occultist in every family.”— ‘s GeekMom “Just the sort of thing you’d expect to find on Ozzy Ozbourne’s nightstand.”— Los Angeles Times “One of the coolest, most unique tarot decks you can can pretty much guarantee you’ve never seen a deck like this.”— About the Author Paul Kepple is the creator and illustrator of the award-winning Housewives Tarot (Quirk, 2004). Stacey Graham has read tarot cards professionally for more than ten years. She is a writer based in Washington, D.C. Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. Remember when it all began? With that spill of toxic sludge out on Route 195? And those poor motorists complaining of headaches and blurry vision? And then there was that crazy “homeless person”—the one biting all those senior citizens on the subway—followed by a series of violent encounters at the local hospital. Police and firefighters arrived to lend a hand. Most ended up sacrificing a limb—or worse. Things escalated so quickly. Families sought refuge in schools, churches, and government buildings—to no avail. Within days, the sickness had spread across the entire country, and the ranks of the undead had grown exponentially. And now, here you are, living on the brink of an apocalypse, barricaded in a fallout shelter with enough provisions to last for two, maybe three weeks. Beyond your front door, several hundred zombies are biding their time. They know you’ll have to come out eventually. There’s no doubt about it: life is tough. But when you’re out of ammo and up against the wall, make the Zombie Tarot your weapon of choice. When used properly, these cards can offer advice on a host of situations—and a glimpse of the Big Picture to come. The deck is divided into the Major Arcana (twenty-two cards that chronicle the Fool’s journey from his first faltering steps to the end of the world) and the Minor Arcana (fifty-six cards that analyze the nitty-gritty of a situation through characters and behavior). Together, these cards reveal a path forward. Should you stay in your fallout shelter until the last of your supplies are depleted? Flee to one of the government=sponsored refugee camps? Proceed directly to the Gunz-R-Us? Consult the Zombie Tarot to determine the best course of action. These cards can’t predict the future, but they can offer you muchneeded perspective on a situation. Pay attention to your intuition, listen to your instincts, and always, always keep the shotgun loaded. Features Zombie Tarot Shipping Payment Returns Shipping for this item is free in the 48 continental United States. We do not offer shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, US Territories, APO & FPO. After your order has been shipped, you will receive an e-mail with the name of the carrier and the tracking number. We accept payments through PayPal. You may use a major credit card via PayPal. For all “Buy It Now” items, immediate payment is required. We permit returns if you are not satisfied with your purchase. Your return request must be initiated within 30 days of the purchase date. To initiate a return, please contact us through the eBay Message Center. You will receive an RMA number to ensure proper handling of the return. We do not provide refunds for a return WITHOUT an RMA number. You will be refunded in full, minus the shipping and handling expenses incurred at time of purchase.