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IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT SIZE, LAY A SHIRT THAT YOU OWN FLAT ON A TABLE AND MEASURE THE LENGTH AND WIDTH. Don’t have a ruler? A dollar bill is 6 inches. Men’s Short Sleeve Tee: Small Medium Large X-Large 2X-Large 3X-Large 4X-Large 5X-Large Men’s (Chest) Size 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 50-52 54-56 58-60 62-64 Shirt Width (in inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 Shirt Length (in inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 Men’s Long Sleeve Tee Small Medium Large X-Large 2X-Large 3X-Large 4X-Lage 5X-Large Men’s (Chest) Size 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 50-52 54-56 58-60 62-64 Shirt Width (in inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 Shirt Length (in inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 Women’s Casual Tee Small Medium Large X-Large 2X-Large Width (in inches) 17.25 19.25 21.25 23.25 25.25 Length (in inches) 25.5 26 27 28 28.5 Sleeve Center Back (in inches) 13.25 14 14.75 15.75 16.75 Women’s Long Sleeve Tee Small Medium Large X-Large 2X-Large Width (in inches) 17.25 19.25 21.25 23.25 25.25 Length (in inches) 25.5 26 27 28 28.5 Sleeve Center Back (in inches) 13.25 14 14.75 15.75 16.75 Youth Regular Tee Small Medium Large X-Large Width (in inches) 17 18 19 20 Length (in inches) 22 23.5 25 26.5 Sleeve Center Back (in inches) 14.5 15.5 16.5 17.5 Hoodies Small Medium Large X-Large 2X-Large 3X-Large Men’s (Chest) Size 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 50-52 54-56 Shirt Width (in inches) 19.25 21.25 23.25 25.25 27.25 29.25 Shirt Length (in inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 We only use high quality cotton t-shirts. They fit great, they’re preshrunk and we only use brand name tees. The tshirts are heavy weight cotton tees. We have 100’s of designs. Check out our store for more funny, sarcastic and novelty t shirts that are sure to become your favorites. Our graphic tees are a printed in the USA. AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel – Wash with cold water, inside out. All colors are available, even if the image doesn’t change. You will love our funny t shirts for men, women and kids. TOP QUALITY: Professional screen printed and designed in the USA by Roadkill. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny t shirts! Everyone loves sarcastic, graphic and novelty tees. Get them a gift they will use all year. Great for a white elephant gift or a gift for a friend. GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL for big guys. HAVE FUN: We have the best selection of funny t-shirts. With sarcastic and novelty all built into one tee shirt. Looking for that Birthday tshirt or just the best cotton men’s tee, you found it. This is a great ice breaker when it comes to meeting someone. You will love the soft feel and you will probably want to wear it day and night…nothing beats an old school t shirt that you can sleep in all night and odds are with this shirt, it won’t be alone. CHECK OUT OUR STORE: See all our funny tshirts! This is a great gift idea for you or a friend. Perfect for Christmas, Father’s Day for Dad, Mother’s Day for Mom, St Patrick’s Day, 4th of July. The perfect gift idea for your brother or sister, aunt or uncle. The welcome home gift they will love. These are long lasting tees, something that you can wear to a party or just a night on the town. Give them a very funny t shirt, it is something they will wear all year. We have been selling online since 2004. Questions, please ask, we are happy to help. At Roadkill we have sarcastic t shirts , funny t shirts, novelty t shirts cool, tees for mom. They make great father’s day gifts or mother’s day gifts. These cool and stylish shirts can be a hit at any party and bring out the best in everyone. They are soft cotton and are true to size.