Eclectic Lot of figurines having a great conversation.

Hey, I’m Brian. Also with the name MDStampman that sells normal stuff on eBay. h ttps://www.ebay.com/usr/mdstampman. (You will probably have to copy and paste). On this account… I am only selling Christmas – Holidays – Winter items (with almost all relating to Xmas). This is 100s of items that are from estates, auctions, consignments and personal items. I will be selling this stuff cheap. I will have two prices… prices I would like to get and a price I will accept. The price I want is my listed price, and the bottom price I will take is the “make offer.” If you can make an offer, I will probably accept that offer. I just ask that if you use the make offer, then save me as a seller and buy a whole bunch of other stuff. Also, I find almost every one of these items on an eCommerce site, including eBay… so there is a lot of this stuff out out there. My goal is to move this stuff – cheaply. However, it will not behoove you to buy only one item, as shipping will eat you up. If you buy 10 items, it just a little more to ship them all, and I much prefer that and hope that you will too. Via USPS Ground Advantage: 1 lb of stuff is $8.15, 2 lbs is $11.00, 3 lbs is $11.80, 4 – $12.85, 5 – $13.75. I will list what each item costs to send individually, but you can see that you can get 10 lots for so little more. This is very easy if you use the cart method. Put all you want in the cart – and when you’re done, just request an invoice. Also tell me what you want to pay for all the lots. I will probably accept it (if reasonable). ________________________________________________________________________________ Item: 5 various and wildly different figurines or curios having a conversation. I threw the Chicken away 4 times, and every time I came back to the table it was there again. Don’t ask me how. He/She wants to be a part of the lot… so be it. As I was looking up the items, I heard them talking. Maybe I need to get some sleep. This is their conversation…. Characters: Santa (from International Resourcing Services, Inc.) – on most eCommerce sites for $6 – 20 each. Drowned Mickey Mouse (75th anniversary in 2004 – by Tic Toc for JC Penny) $6 – 15 each. A Turkey that is absolutely impossible to find anything about. His name is Tom and he was made in China. Cluck the wooden chicken that has has half his paint missing. Somehow impossible to discard. A white unicorn that is hand painted but has a little damage on the top part of the big gold star. (A chip). Santa, reflecting on Mickey’s poor body in a snowglobe, turns to the turkey and says: “Reckon we should pull Mickey out of that globe and give him a proper burial?” Turkey: “Gobble, Gobble” Santa: ” Kinda knew you would say that” Turkey: “He didn’t do anything for my kind on Thanksgiving. Why should I help him?” Santa, kicking Cluck to get him out of the way, “What do you think Unicorn?” Unicorn: “You know you’re talking to an imaginary horse, no?” Santa: “You know you just asked Santa Claus that question?” Unicorn shrugs: “Maybe we should take him to Didneyland. They will know what to do.” Cluck: “Can I have his shoes?” Other 3 in response: ‘NO!!” Santa: “Maybe we should ask that big guy behind the computer.” Big guy behind the computer: “Shhhh… you’re all going to be sold on eBay.” Santa: “Ho ho ho. How much?” Big guy behind computer: “Well, there’s an imaginary unicorn, an imaginary man smoking a churchwarden pipe – oh, and I have one of those listed – a turkey we can’t eat, a wooden chicken that lost half his paint, and a drowned mouse. How much do you think I can get for you?” Cluck: “Chicken feed.” Santa, in thought: “Maybe he’s right, probably not much.” Big guy: “Then why am I wasting so much time with this listing?” How about $8 for all? Weigth: 13.2 oz. Size – All relatively small. Santa’s largest… about 5″ high. _ _______________________________________________________________________________ Shipping – 2 lbs via USPS Ground Advantage for $11.00 – but you will not be charged that much. I have asked eBay to give you my shipping discount to help with the holidays on this account. (Part of the reason I am selling on this account and not my MDstampman account.) Remember to buy a lot so that you can save money on shipping. Free local pick up in Osceola, AR. (Northeast Arkansas) Thanks for looking and contact me if you have any questions. Happy Holidays\Merry Christmas.